Furtopian Weakness

With phone cameras zapping the life out of the social media vanity ratings; it only seems fair that the ‘Plain Janes’ use their pet appeal to entrap the masses. The social media platforms have become a litter tray and every passing wave of at least a thousand barren minds click and fall. If you’re not willing to Barbify yourself online; a cute video of Tiddles will work the platform long after you’ve finished your next batch of catnip candy.

Back in the world of concrete reality; cats and dogs are praying for your furry obsession to lead you to animal rescue centres before they meet the sharp end of evicted life. If you love animals, save them from your plate and a life of misery behind bars or trapped in a meme joke.

At this point, the cat fight has taken hold of the trending feed and the feline prop or child substitute is having an impromptu costume change for its next ‘Look Into my Vice’ post. Not everyone will see the fur for the treats.